Huh, Larry?

Larry said that I would write something some day. I don't know what he means. Well I sort of do. He said I'd write something about how honorable I am. I don't want to disappoint him (fuck, I don't want to disappoint anyone) so I'll do it right now.

Hey look how honorable I am, la la la la, I'm honorable. Better not question my honor because I'm honorable. Fuck you world you don't understand how honorable I am. It's hard being honorable in this modern dishonorable world.

There we go. Is that what you had in mind, Larry? Looking back at a previous post, I saw that I had referred to myself as honorable because I wasn't going to fabricate a conversation with Ian. Is that what made Larry say that? Beats me. Also Larry said the layout of this blog sucked. Sucked, huh? Well let's see your hot shit blog, mister. An all black backround? What is this? Fuckin' Angelfire in the early 2000s? Gimme a break. The other day I got up, was super hungry, drank a cup of tea, and then felt really sick and threw up. Wonder what that was all about. Maybe I shouldn't drink tea on an empty stomach? It's never been a problem before. Who knows. I'm talking to Ian right now and he's asking me these annoying questions about where I buy shirts on the internet. Fuck, dude, I don't know. If I see something I like and I'm not broke I'll buy it. That's about it. I don't plan my buying of shirts. Maybe I should. No wait, I shouldn't. This system has worked for me for years, why change it now? I fear change. Change and river dolphins.