Prok Tenderloins

Ian thinks that chicken fingers are a gift from the gods.  Also I think I'm going to get drunk off of kosher wine this weekend.

Me (12:45:10 AM): they were all braindead hicks

Ian (12:55:32 AM): well they were all classic

Ian (12:55:43 AM): dude that majored in history to be a coach

Ian (12:59:19 AM): do you like pork tenderloin sandwiches

Ian (1:00:57 AM): do you

Me (1:16:28 AM): yee

Ian (1:27:07 AM): do you like the prok tenderloin

Me (1:27:50 AM): yes

Me (1:27:55 AM): I like the prok tenerloins

Ian (1:29:05 AM): i cant remember the last time ihad a pork tenderloin sandwich

Me (1:32:56 AM): you bitch

Me (1:33:07 AM): I had 10 prok tenderloins this week alone

Ian (1:33:30 AM): cant even remember the taste

Ian (1:33:36 AM): so instead i order chicken strips

Me (1:33:45 AM): god

Me (1:33:47 AM): chicken strips?

Me (1:33:50 AM): jesus

Ian (1:34:24 AM): love me chicken strips

Ian (1:35:13 AM): seirously

Me (1:38:14 AM): chicken strips are good

Ian (1:38:14 AM): lol i just took a few sleeping pills

Me (1:38:15 AM): not too filling

Me (1:38:18 AM): taste good

Ian (1:38:24 AM): woder if Ill fall asleep before it gets here???

Me (1:38:25 AM): lol dude

Ian (1:38:42 AM): its a game i played called " oh boy Im literally dumb as shit"

Ian (1:39:02 AM): know who has the best chicken strips

Ian (1:39:06 AM): texas roadhouse

Ian (1:39:08 AM): mhm mmmm

Me (1:39:19 AM): never had tem

Me (1:39:27 AM): do they put barbeque all over them?

Ian (1:40:03 AM): no way

Me (1:40:14 AM): well then what makes them different from every other goddamned chicken strip?

Ian (1:41:26 AM): their batter

Me (1:43:43 AM): eh

Me (1:43:47 AM): I'll believe it when I try it

Me (1:43:52 AM): which will be more than likely never

Me (1:44:23 AM): god shit

Me (1:44:29 AM): I just realized that I typed "lol

Me (1:44:30 AM): "

Me (1:44:36 AM): god fuck you for making me used to it

Ian (1:44:47 AM): did you mean it in earnest

Me (1:44:50 AM): no

Me (1:44:56 AM): but even jokingly that's horrible

Ian (1:44:59 AM): cus lol if you did

Me (1:45:10 AM): oh well

Me (1:45:23 AM): as long as I never do it again

Me (1:45:44 AM): man should I study for this test I have or go to bed soon

Ian (1:45:54 AM): whats the test over

Me (1:49:26 AM): german

Me (1:49:28 AM): german words

Ian (1:55:21 AM): you take german>?

Me (1:55:43 AM): nah

Me (1:55:45 AM): dude this is great

Me (1:55:48 AM): http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Friend_bites_mans_penis_off_in_row&in_article_id=613133&in_page_id=2

Ian (1:57:42 AM): hmmm

New Beginnings and Frozen Pizzas

So this is just a boring blog wherein I post conversations I have with my friend Ian that I think are amusing.  These are all on the internet, never in real life because we live in separate towns and I'd rather die than be caught hanging out with him when I am in the town he lives in (just kidding, dude).  Anyhow, for today's conversation I give you the pizza conversation:

Ian (7:10:51 PM): think i might have some cheesey ass pizza

Me (7:11:09 PM): pizza?

Me (7:11:11 PM): from where?

Ian (7:11:52 PM): my fuckin freezer

Me (7:12:03 PM): oh, I've never had a frozen pizza before

Ian (7:12:09 PM): bullshiieeeet

Me (7:12:22 PM): no, I haven't

Me (7:12:25 PM): is it hard to make one?

Ian (7:13:20 PM): nah you just put it in the pven

Me (7:13:44 PM): never used an oven before

Me (7:13:46 PM): is that hard?

Ian (7:13:58 PM): nope! just turn it on! withc a dial!

Me (7:14:12 PM): yeah but which setting do you turn it on?

Ian (7:14:29 PM): whatev the box says

Ian (7:14:34 PM): do exactly whats on the box

Me (7:15:42 PM): oh

Me (7:16:00 PM): but don't some frozen pizzas not come in a box?

Ian (7:16:10 PM): no literally all of them do

Me (7:16:21 PM): what about boboli?

Me (7:16:24 PM): they come in bags sort of

Ian (7:16:31 PM): i dont know what that is

Ian (7:16:36 PM): what do they look like?

Me (7:16:42 PM): pizzas in bags

Ian (7:16:49 PM): what kinda bag

Ian (7:16:52 PM): are they clear

Me (7:17:01 PM): alright so if I get a frozen pizza it should be in a box, right?

Ian (7:18:16 PM): yes

Ian (7:18:17 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7bKx0-shPI

Me (7:19:01 PM): damn that won't work

Me (7:19:09 PM): can I just copy that link and put it in my browser?

Ian (7:19:20 PM): nice try fella

Me (7:22:07 PM): huh?

Ian (7:22:28 PM): nice fucking try

Me (7:23:09 PM): what?

Me (7:24:44 PM): man I think I should start a blog called "Ian and Me" where it's just conversations I have with you on the internet

Me (7:27:53 PM): what's a free blog site?

Me (7:27:58 PM): is blogspot free?

Ian (7:33:20 PM): blogspot is free yes

Me (7:33:52 PM): so I don't have to give them a credit card number?

Ian (7:34:04 PM): no

Ian (7:34:05 PM): e

Me (7:34:16 PM): what if I want to

Ian (7:34:27 PM): i found something rotting in my front closet

Ian (7:34:36 PM): it was ina trahs bag

Ian (7:34:39 PM): it was gross

Me (7:35:01 PM): what was it?

Me (7:35:05 PM): your sense of dignity?

Ian (7:35:05 PM): i dont know

Me (7:35:11 PM): your shame?

Ian (7:35:17 PM): it smelled bad so i threw it out immediately

Me (7:35:49 PM): dude you could have used that for a rat or roach trap

Me (7:35:56 PM): ALWAYS save rotting material

Me (7:36:03 PM): especially if you live in a high rise apartment

Ian (7:37:12 PM): i dont have rts or roaches

Me (7:37:47 PM): well if you live in a high rise that shit will get pretty bad, dude

Ian (7:37:52 PM): RTS's*

Me (7:38:47 PM): real time strategies

Me (7:38:49 PM): yes I get it

Me (7:38:51 PM): very good ian

Ian (7:39:01 PM): what

Ian (7:39:59 PM): what!?

Ian (7:40:02 PM): WHAT!?