Prok Tenderloins

Ian thinks that chicken fingers are a gift from the gods.  Also I think I'm going to get drunk off of kosher wine this weekend.

Me (12:45:10 AM): they were all braindead hicks

Ian (12:55:32 AM): well they were all classic

Ian (12:55:43 AM): dude that majored in history to be a coach

Ian (12:59:19 AM): do you like pork tenderloin sandwiches

Ian (1:00:57 AM): do you

Me (1:16:28 AM): yee

Ian (1:27:07 AM): do you like the prok tenderloin

Me (1:27:50 AM): yes

Me (1:27:55 AM): I like the prok tenerloins

Ian (1:29:05 AM): i cant remember the last time ihad a pork tenderloin sandwich

Me (1:32:56 AM): you bitch

Me (1:33:07 AM): I had 10 prok tenderloins this week alone

Ian (1:33:30 AM): cant even remember the taste

Ian (1:33:36 AM): so instead i order chicken strips

Me (1:33:45 AM): god

Me (1:33:47 AM): chicken strips?

Me (1:33:50 AM): jesus

Ian (1:34:24 AM): love me chicken strips

Ian (1:35:13 AM): seirously

Me (1:38:14 AM): chicken strips are good

Ian (1:38:14 AM): lol i just took a few sleeping pills

Me (1:38:15 AM): not too filling

Me (1:38:18 AM): taste good

Ian (1:38:24 AM): woder if Ill fall asleep before it gets here???

Me (1:38:25 AM): lol dude

Ian (1:38:42 AM): its a game i played called " oh boy Im literally dumb as shit"

Ian (1:39:02 AM): know who has the best chicken strips

Ian (1:39:06 AM): texas roadhouse

Ian (1:39:08 AM): mhm mmmm

Me (1:39:19 AM): never had tem

Me (1:39:27 AM): do they put barbeque all over them?

Ian (1:40:03 AM): no way

Me (1:40:14 AM): well then what makes them different from every other goddamned chicken strip?

Ian (1:41:26 AM): their batter

Me (1:43:43 AM): eh

Me (1:43:47 AM): I'll believe it when I try it

Me (1:43:52 AM): which will be more than likely never

Me (1:44:23 AM): god shit

Me (1:44:29 AM): I just realized that I typed "lol

Me (1:44:30 AM): "

Me (1:44:36 AM): god fuck you for making me used to it

Ian (1:44:47 AM): did you mean it in earnest

Me (1:44:50 AM): no

Me (1:44:56 AM): but even jokingly that's horrible

Ian (1:44:59 AM): cus lol if you did

Me (1:45:10 AM): oh well

Me (1:45:23 AM): as long as I never do it again

Me (1:45:44 AM): man should I study for this test I have or go to bed soon

Ian (1:45:54 AM): whats the test over

Me (1:49:26 AM): german

Me (1:49:28 AM): german words

Ian (1:55:21 AM): you take german>?

Me (1:55:43 AM): nah

Me (1:55:45 AM): dude this is great

Me (1:55:48 AM): http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Friend_bites_mans_penis_off_in_row&in_article_id=613133&in_page_id=2

Ian (1:57:42 AM): hmmm